Daily Dorkgasm

Are you ready for the coolest headline ever? Are you?? Can you take it???

"Mountain beavers evolved thicker teeth to eat volcanoes"



Imagine a little arrow pointing to a part of that volcano. The words by the arrow would read, "the volcanic layer that gets eaten by the effing awesome mountain beaver. Mountain beaver don't care."

I'm weeping at the awesome of this.

Mel is simply stunned.